Princess Sugartits Cocktease Haosucker

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4 months ago/3 notes/REBLOG

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WHY DOES A KOALA APPEAR JUST WHEN IM DERPING ABOUT KOALA JACK

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4 months ago/2 notes/REBLOG

LYSERG SCHRÖDINGER’S BITCHES PRODUCTION PRESENTS (R) & CO.

4 months ago/7 notes/REBLOG

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BUT HELLO

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JACK I LOVE YOU

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4 months ago/8 notes/REBLOG

ah yes

with lots of love

4 months ago/8 notes/REBLOG

C dice:
*So Lulu so far we have: it's about a tablet pen that was bought and shipped on Christmas Eve by a poor family being plagued by a terrible man who is essentially Scrooge from A Christmas Carol who was once a small African child dying slowly of thirst and now seeks to help their poor son Timmy to get past his cancer in an attempt to redeem himself before he himself dies. And then there's some more subplots and tragic stories about people who take charge of the pen before it gets to the person who bought it. We're going to have Spielberg direct it, and it'll be awesome, and it's gonna be called "4.95 in Tax"
(8)(*)✯･: *Princess Cocktease Haosucker*:･✯(*)(8) ಥ‿ಥ dice:
*yus
*that sounds very good
*but maybe in the end
*we could make Scrooge like, make a greater effort because the last person to deliver it died
*so he has to take a plane and bring it to my house
*and he hears the last words of the man and all
*and the words might be the title
C dice:
*Before the time bomb strapped to him by terrorists explodes
(8)(*)✯･: *Princess Cocktease Haosucker*:･✯(*)(8) ಥ‿ಥ dice:
*of the movie
*maybe the title could be the code to stop the bomb
C dice:
*So it's a double meaning oh my god
(8)(*)✯･: *Princess Cocktease Haosucker*:･✯(*)(8) ಥ‿ಥ dice:
*sdlñlkm
*so if it is a double meaning
*we can, right at the end, like
*give the idea there's like a big complot
*by the government
*oor something
*because ... the words on the newspaper
C dice:
*this is genius
(8)(*)✯･: *Princess Cocktease Haosucker*:･✯(*)(8) ಥ‿ಥ dice:
*and now the bomb
C dice:
*and the last words and the terrorist factions
(8)(*)✯･: *Princess Cocktease Haosucker*:･✯(*)(8) ಥ‿ಥ dice:
*holy shit
C dice:
*there should be this whole theme of 4.95
*like
*put it EVERYWHERE
(8)(*)✯･: *Princess Cocktease Haosucker*:･✯(*)(8) ಥ‿ಥ dice:
*omg
*even after the premiere
*like
*scare all the people
*by putting that in other medias
*like on tv shows and stuff
C dice:
*Yesssssss
*I like how you think

5 months ago/REBLOG

(8)(*)✯･: *Princess Cocktease Haosucker*:･✯(*)(8) ಥ‿ಥ dice:
*okay so the movie of the title
*will it be lame
*or weird
*lame like in "a christmas story - the drama of little timmy"
*or weird like "lulu, i got your pen"
C dice:
*How about Dramatically Obscure
*like, one line in the movie said by a background character becomes the title
(8)(*)✯･: *Princess Cocktease Haosucker*:･✯(*)(8) ಥ‿ಥ dice:
*or some title in the newspaper a man is reading in the metro
C dice:
*" Here on time" or "Where's my watch" or " 3.95 is too much tax for a three pound parcel"
*I like the last one best, how about you?
(8)(*)✯･: *Princess Cocktease Haosucker*:･✯(*)(8) ಥ‿ಥ dice:
*hmmm
*but it needs more drama
*like
*thousands of citizens won't be able to afford their three pound parcels because 3,95 is too much tax for it"
*except it's long
C dice:
*... How about just "3.95 in Tax"?
(8)(*)✯･: *Princess Cocktease Haosucker*:･✯(*)(8) ಥ‿ಥ dice:
*4.95
C dice:
*Deal
(8)(*)✯･: *Princess Cocktease Haosucker*:･✯(*)(8) ಥ‿ಥ dice:
*that should be dramatic enough
C dice:
*Excellent.

5 months ago/2 notes/REBLOG

(8)(*)✯･: *Princess Cocktease Haosucker*:･✯(*)(8) ಥ‿ಥ dice:
*we are very good at this i must say
*we could work together producing movies
C dice:
*Schrodinger's Bitches Productions
*is the name I'm thinking of
(8)(*)✯･: *Princess Cocktease Haosucker*:･✯(*)(8) ಥ‿ಥ dice:
*hmmmm lacks a bit of shaman king there
C dice:
*Lyserg's Bitches Productions?
(8)(*)✯･: *Princess Cocktease Haosucker*:･✯(*)(8) ಥ‿ಥ dice:
*HASHAHAHHASASKASJAHS
*Lyserg Schrodinger's Bitches Productions
C dice:
*PERFECTION

5 months ago/2 notes/REBLOG

C dice:
*WHAAAAT
(8)(*)✯･: *Princess Cocktease Haosucker*:･✯(*)(8) ಥ‿ಥ dice:
*will have the stylus of my tablet soooon
*aw yiss
C dice:
*Aw YISS
*...
*All my friends have tablets except me.
(8)(*)✯･: *Princess Cocktease Haosucker*:･✯(*)(8) ಥ‿ಥ dice:
*XD
C dice:
**creys*
(8)(*)✯･: *Princess Cocktease Haosucker*:･✯(*)(8) ಥ‿ಥ dice:
*i bought it for my last year in high school
*and then i lost the pen
*because my brother broke it
*D:
*i spent 2 years finding a replacement
*i had to make someone bring it here
C dice:
*That is such an inspring story- I
*I-
*this needs to be the next Spielberg movie.
(8)(*)✯･: *Princess Cocktease Haosucker*:･✯(*)(8) ಥ‿ಥ dice:
*awe yeeeeeee
C dice:
*I am being so legit.
(8)(*)✯･: *Princess Cocktease Haosucker*:･✯(*)(8) ಥ‿ಥ dice:
*it needs a bit more drama
C dice:
*Idea, we show the journey of the new pen, and the people who died to bring it to you
*your thoughts?
(8)(*)✯･: *Princess Cocktease Haosucker*:･✯(*)(8) ಥ‿ಥ dice:
*this sounds so quality
*i totally approve
*we can use slow motion too
C dice:
*YES
(8)(*)✯･: *Princess Cocktease Haosucker*:･✯(*)(8) ಥ‿ಥ dice:
*and side stories with their families
*as it was sent on the 24th we can make them have a terrible christmas too
C dice:
*Something about cancer and Little Timmies
(8)(*)✯･: *Princess Cocktease Haosucker*:･✯(*)(8) ಥ‿ಥ dice:
*maybe both together
*but in the end, what i paid was worth it and helped the child in need in africa
**children
C dice:
*Little Timmy has cancer and Scrooge is a dick and won't let anyone deal with it and Scrooge is only an ass because HE WAS ONE OF THE STARVING AFRICAN CHILDREN
*and nobody helped him as a child
*???
(8)(*)✯･: *Princess Cocktease Haosucker*:･✯(*)(8) ಥ‿ಥ dice:
*and now he sees an opportunity to redeem himself from it by delivering the stylus
*because he recently received notice that little Timmy wouldn't make it longer than Chistmas
C dice:
*This is great, you think we could get really famous actors in it too?
(8)(*)✯･: *Princess Cocktease Haosucker*:･✯(*)(8) ಥ‿ಥ dice:
*if we say it's based on a real story
*maybe
*we can sent 20% of the profit to the starving children in africa too
C dice:
*Yes perfect

5 months ago/REBLOG

uh-doom:

lulusensei replied to your post: I swear to all that is holy if more shit just starts spawning in my askbox I’m going to not come back online for a week

and then you’ll have 200 things to queue

for the love of my expensive imported colombian coffee please no

I mean you can if you want but uuuuuuuuurrrrgh

so much queue reminds me of the days I was serious about my queue

im just reblogging this for the first line jcthfxszrctfygvh

i laughed like an idiot for 5 minutes